Title: For the First Time in Forever (A Villain Song)
Artist: reindeersarebetter
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reindeersarebetter:

(Wow major spoilers ahead!) Hans and the Duke of Weasletown (it’s Weselton!) never really got awesome expository villain songs, so I decided to write one for them. It’s meant to take place just after Hans has met Anna, but before they all go to the Coronation. Hans is singing about his plan, and then overhears the townspeople talking about how Elsa never leaves the castle/interacts with anyone/etc, which is when he decides to shift his focus to Anna. And the Duke is, well… his motives are simple enough. (Disclaimer: Excuse my poor vocal skills.)

Hans:
Arendelle I stand upon your shore
I wonder what the future has in store
With any luck a throne and crown awaits.
For years I roamed those crowded halls
Being pushed and pinned against the walls
All that’s done when I step through those gates

And soon I will meet queen Elsa
And somehow I’ll win her heart.
keep cool, now Hans this thing’s about to start

And for the first time in forever
There’ll be no one in my way
For the first time in forever
I will not be thrown away

Don’t know if I’m a genius or crazy
But I’m somewhere in that zone.

‘Cuz For the first time in forever
I might get my throne

You know, Elsa sounds like a bit of a tough one.
But there IS the other princess.

I might just have to change up my game
The younger princess works the same.
She doesn’t seem as difficult to sway, yeah
I’ll put on a good show at the ball
And she will suspect nothing at all
I’ll need to get the queen out of the way.

I’ll have to laugh and talk all evening
Maybe it won’t be so hard.
Just remember to keep up your guard.

For the first time in forever
I feel the queen’s demise is near
For the first time in forever
Perhaps I’ll shed a manly tear

This worrying is totally pointless
You’re awesome at romance
Yes For the first time in forever
I just can’t blow this chance

Duke:

Yes let us in, yes let us see
Oh Arendelle reveal your mystery
Reveal, reveal, let it all show
Make your first move so I can finally know.

Duke: But I’ve only got today
Hans: I’ve only got today

Duke: Don’t throw this chance away
Hans: Don’t throw this chance away

Duke: It’s high time that I stepped through those gates
Hans: Those gates!

Hans: For the first time In forever
Duke: Yes let me in, yes let me see!

Hans: I won’t just be the thirteenth son
Duke: Oh Arendelle reveal your mystery

Hans: I’ll be the king I know I am
Duke: Reveal

Hans: I will not be out down
Duke: Reveal, reveal, let it all show

Hans: I know this could end tomorrow
Better play it smart today
And for the first time in forever
For the first time in forever
No one’s in my way!

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